MAN THE GUNS

"ptak appreciates old racecars" (racecarptak) 07/03/2014 at 19:55 • Filed to: actually please don't I'm just a pacifist who loves old posters

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JOIN THE NAVY

lone_liberal > ptak appreciates old racecars 07/03/2014 at 19:58

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Been there, did that. Never was on one of those big gray floating things though.

Kat Callahan > ptak appreciates old racecars 07/03/2014 at 19:58

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I already did in 2003. No thanks, I'm good now.

Viggen > ptak appreciates old racecars 07/03/2014 at 20:06

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Nah, I joined the Army instead. Never was able to get over a fear of drowning.

wkiernan > ptak appreciates old racecars 07/03/2014 at 20:13

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As the twin Bofors blazed away steadily at the weaving Zero, Seaman Smith, facing the other way, heaved a 55 pound five inch shell across the slippery deck. He heard the kamikaze plane, louder and louder, but he never saw it.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > ptak appreciates old racecars 07/03/2014 at 20:16

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My dad was on a Destroyer.

Crest > ptak appreciates old racecars 07/03/2014 at 20:23

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Been there, done that. Never again

T5Killer > Viggen 07/03/2014 at 20:30

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Amen!

MonkeePuzzle > ptak appreciates old racecars 07/03/2014 at 22:40

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oh I'd like to man his guns

ranwhenparked > ptak appreciates old racecars 07/03/2014 at 22:41

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Tried, they filled their quota in my specialty from prior service, so I got a "come back in December".

The Compromiser > Viggen 07/04/2014 at 00:51

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thats how we figured it. Planes? Plummeting to your death. On fire. Boats? Drowning. And sharks. And also on fire . You, not the sharks. Although now my nightmares will involve sharks on fire. Shit.

Army? Bang boom kapow. Dead. No plummeting, no drowning, no sharks (flaming or not). It's not the dying. It's the length of time that it takes.

Also, seaman Steve there should get gigged for not wearing the correct cover during an attack.

Viggen > The Compromiser 07/04/2014 at 01:42

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Well, I'm Aviation, not a grunt, so plummeting still applies to me. So does my aircraft eating itself.

GREGORYABUTLER10031 > MonkeePuzzle 07/04/2014 at 03:49

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I guess we're the only ones here who picked up on the blatant homoeroticism of this poster

ptak appreciates old racecars > MonkeePuzzle 07/04/2014 at 07:08

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preach preach my friend

The Compromiser > Viggen 07/04/2014 at 08:47

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I was under contract in the Canadian Forces. I think they have helicopters. Rumour says we even keep some jetplanes somwhere. Can't fly em. They have too many pilots and they all sit there saying, "no, I insist. After you."